The Irreverent Fridge Magnet

Good morning Gremlins, still not made it to number one last week despite your cheating :)) heheh

Someone sent me a fridge magnet, which I want to share with you because I like it. It is called

Sh*t Happens

Taoism
Sh*t happens

Buddhism
If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t

Hinduism
This sh*t has happened before

Islam
If sh*t happens it is the will of Allah

Catholicism
Sh*t happens because you deserve it

Protestantism
Let sh*t happen to somebody else

Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?

My current attitude is 'maybe the sh*t could happen to the Gremlins this week'. Maybe, just maybe, the Sleeping Giant will wake up and realize what is happening. Then again, maybe he won't and we will all have to put up with their cheating sh*t for another week.